(via givinghazzahead)
- Chances of finding fanfic 100%
- Chances of finding a good fanfic .0001%
- Chances of finding a fanfic with good plot 46%
- Chances of finding a grammatically correct fanfic with good plot .38%
- Chances of being scarred for life 949,394,932%
(via louehvayoudoing)
Liam drops his mic on stage (finally)
(via boobearsbutt)
My best friend in the whole wide world, Shaqueal Sandiford <3
omg autumn and i on habbo
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(AUTUMN WITH A SMILEY GET ONLINE)
Niall making fun of Sydney Dalton and her friends, because she went to the gym dress like they will party. haha FAIL
I tried to come up with a witty thing to say, but I couldn’t because I was laughing too hard at the stupidity of those girls.
HAHAHAHA
OMFG AT THAT GUY IN THE FRONT LOOKING AT SYDNEY LIKE WTF
| Harry punches paparazzi | |
| Niall and Liam get mobbed | |
| Liam actually spells a tweet correctly | |
| Niall so angry that he forgets to tweet rest of word | |
| Louis bashes a restaurant | |
| Eleanor and Louis' sisters in NYC | |
| Sydney Dalton gets publicly humiliated by Niall for dressing like a skank | |
| Lily Halpern continues to be irrelevant | |
| Where's Zayn? | |
| Amazing concerts in NYC | |
| More Larry Stylinson action | |
| Girl who made Zux fanfic getting sued | |
| The boys' bracelets go up for auction. More than anyone can afford. | |
| UAN Tour DVD on sale | |
| Pictures of Harry, Zayn, and Niall in tanktops | |
| Video of Niall and Zayn running to car shirtless | |
| Zayn and Harry get new tattoos | |
| Liam's attempted Twitcam | |
| Liam tweets Danielle | |
| US versus UK | |
| One Direction's tumblr is no longer password protected | |
| Oh NYC you never fail.... |
Niall and Louis with the Larry Stylinson love child. #Harry #Louis #Niall (Taken with instagram)
Zayn Malik:
1. Ying and Yang (Outside of his left wrist)
2. His grandfathers name ‘Walter’ on his chest (Right peck)
3 & 4. Chinese symbol later turned into a heart (just above his right hip)
5. Crossed fingers (Right forearm)
6. Arabic writing (Left collarbone)
7
. Card with his initials ZM (Under his right arm on ribcage)
8
. Silver fern (Back of neck)
9. Puzzle piece (Inside right elbow)
Harry Styles:
1. 5 point star (Inside left bicep)
2. (Rumoured) Bird (Back on neck)
(via tomlinson-turnsmeon)
| : | *inside management's secret lair at the bottom of the ocean* |
|---|---|
| : | *live concert feed shows Larry gaying it up as usual* |
| Analyst (in charge of monitoring homosexual tendencies): | Code Rainbow. |
| Analyst: | I repeat. We have a Code Rainbow. |
| Analyst: | This is not a drill. THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL. |
| : | *chaos ensues as sirens go off and confetti canons erupt left and right* |
| Assistant: | *runs up to a faceless man in dark leather* |
| Assistant: | Sir, the Tumblr fangirls are going crazy. The Larry tag has peaked at an estimated at 2.5 gifs per second. What's our plan of action? |
| Head of Management: | *lovingly pets white Persian cat who purrs contently* |
| Head of Management: | *slowly turns around in chair* |
| Head of Management: | *pauses dramatically as camera zooms in on his scarred face complete with eyepatch* |
| Head of Management: | Call in the beard. |
| THIS IS THE BEST POST TO EVER EXIST. |
| me: | *closes tumblr tab* |
|---|---|
| me: | *opens new tumblr tab* |
| me: | what just happened |
